The Best iPhone App ever – the electronic whoopie cushion

As you see from my Blog, I am a somewhat irregular Blogger (in whatever terms you care to define irregular). But sometimes you come across something that is so mindblowingly cool, that you are compelled to throw aside the blanket of procrastination and stand up and share your discovery with the world. This is one of those times.

Introducing the Best iPhone App ever :

The iFart is an app that does exactly what you think it would, and a lot more… You can select your type of flatulence from a wide array of options, from plain and simple to down right disgusting, and simple press the red button.

But that is not all, it has a stealth mode for surprise flatulence attacks… simple set the number of seconds delay you want and then leave your iPhone in the general vicinity of your victim. Once the timer counts down, your victim is surrounded by the wonderful sound of unabated flatulence.

There is also a security feature, which when set, counts down from 10 to allow you to put your iPhone down. Then if someone picks it up, the flatulence alarm wails. Your poor unsuspecting victim get’s embarrassed on two fronts (or is that one front and one back?).

OK, so I know this should only appeal to pre-teen males, but face it ladies…. most men are still mentally at that level.

And…. What is even funnier than the App itself is all the crap (sorry) that is flying in the courtroom. iFart rival “Pull My Finger” is suing iFart for using the phrase “Pull My Finger”. Here is a link to a great article on it in Wired.

You have to appreciate the irony of a bunch of high priced lawyers fighting for the rights of flatulence!

“Your Honor, I’d like show the court, defense exhibit A… the iFart….”
“Your Honor, we will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that this case is built on nothing but hot air!”
I’d like to call my first defence witness, Mr Joe Average… Mr. Average, would you Pull My Finger?”

I digress… but the makers of iFart are laughing all the way to the bank. iFart is the number 1 “paid for” App on iTunes! You have to marvel that even in these hard economic times, there are still ways to make a buck!